My first blog all by myself

Well I am sat here in my office all by myself and it has taken me 15 minutes to work out how to add to my blogg but here I am. Not only did I type my email address in wrong twice but I also tried to set up two new blogg accounts and even manage to get my password wrong.

Oh well never mind I am here now.

I joined the gym yesterday for the second time in two years. I am aiming to go three times a week to either swim or train or both. Well my efforts to go this morning failed as I had an appointment that I had forgotten about ho hum. I am aiming to go tomorrow. I will let you know if I make it.

I wonder what my beloved is doing. Just read his blog about Jasper Carrot. Not bad. I thought about putting my teletubbies programme on but I was not sure if anyone would appreciate it.

My first blog entry

Well what can I say. Thanks "Ike" you have done me proud.

I am going to have to practise my long entrance walk from my stretched limo 'never had one!' like on the video and then go into my song. Just need a bit more practice at the walk.

I need tina's email address and then I can offer her my wig to use on the show or offer to stand in for her if she is feeling tired. I can only do 'The Best' though she will have to manage the rest.

I also need to scan some photos in of my various performances. I have started being requested to attend parties now and to remember to bring my wig and have even been sent home to fetch it from two because I forgot it!

Tina Turner Song Lyrics

All together now..........

Я призываю вас, когда мне нужна вам, мое сердце в пожар
Вы приходите ко мне, приходите ко мне дикие и дикие
Когда вы приходите ко мне
Дай мне все, мне нужно
Дайте мне жизнь обещаний и мир грез Говорить языком любви, как вы знаете, что это значит
И она не может быть неправильным
Принять мое сердце и сделать ее сильной младенца Ты просто лучше, лучше, чем все остальное
Лучше, чем кто-либо, кого я когда-либо встречался Я застрял на вашем сердце, и повесить на каждого слова вы говорите
кроме нас, бэби-Я бы скорее умер
В своем сердце я вижу звезды каждую ночь и каждый день В ваших глазах я просто теряются, я получаю смыты
Просто до тех пор, как я здесь, в руки
Я может быть не лучшим местом
Ты просто лучше, лучше, чем все остальное Лучше,
чем кто-либо, кого я когда-либо встречался
Я застрял на вашем сердце, и повесить на каждого слова вы говорите кроме нас, бэби-Я бы скорее умер
Каждый раз, когда вы оставляете мне я начинаю потерять контроль
Ты снимают с себя с моего сердца и моей души
Я могу Вам чувствовать себя даже тогда,
когда я в одиночку
Ох младенец, не отпустите

Just in case you wanted to know the lyrics for "The Best" in Russian...........

A message from Ike.

Hello everyone and welcome to the blog.

"Tina Turner The Third" is my wife's nickname who thinks she is Tina Turner's greatest fan.

This means that whenever and wherever "The Best" is played, she grabs a wig out of her handbag (yes - she carries it everywhere) and dances and sings along.

Loudly.

I am usually to be found hiding under a table in embarassment.

Most of our friends now refer to her as "Tina" rather than her real name... indeed some recent friends think that Tina is her real name!

I've been blogging for the last year or so (at www.caravanparkmanager.co.uk if you're interested) and I've set this blog up so "Tina" can have a go.

Treat her gently!